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Tuesday, 7 July 2015

2015 Subaru Vancouver Triathlon



I never considered myself a marathoner until I finished my second marathon.  So in true form, I do not consider myself a true triathlete yet.

No "One and Done" for me.


While training for Lavaman, I set a goal for myself. I would attempt an Ironman in the next 5 years (2020).  Lavaman was the first step.

After Lavaman, I spoke with Andrew (our volunteer coach) about my goal(s).  After informing me that he coaches, a meeting over drinks, and a rundown of what he could do for me, I was signed up. I had an official coach.

Just recently, I read an article about the best investment to make when training. Is it that fancy bike that weighs less than your shoe? The wetsuit with carbon nanotube propellers sewn into the legs? Or maybe those runners with the new fangled sole that supports your pinky toe?

Nope.  It was a coach.

Link to Article.

I knew from training for Lavaman that Andrew's knowledge was second only to his passion for the sport. We came up with a weekly schedule that ensured I would be fully prepared come race day.

  


Mondays were weight training in the morning and pool swims at lunch. I've had a personal trainer for a few years. Lifting not only helps me build strength, but it helps tremendously with injury prevention.

The pool swims took a bit more getting used to.  I had taken a few courses with Seahikers, but that was geared towards proper form/technique. These swims were all about endurance. After a couple weeks, I became increasingly comfortable in the water. Soon, 3 sets of 500 meters were just a another day at the pool.   

Tuesdays were track nights. Speed work.  My old nemesis. Surprisingly, all the swimming and cycling has helped improve my running. On one occasion at the track (after some mix up with math), I ended up running, what could have possibly been, the fastest mile of my life. Even my long runs on the weekends were starting to get faster.

Wednesdays were weight training in the morning again and a cycle session in the evening. I had done an indoor cycle session with Andrew for Lavaman, and knew first hand how much my fitness would improve.

Part of the race course includes UBC Hill (twice). I knew that this would be a challenge. But after the hill interval workouts we did (especially Belmont Hill), UBC Hill and I are buddies now.

UBC Hill Interval workout:
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/761580209

Belmont Hill Interval workout:
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/774708438

I found that when on a stationary trainer, I enjoy hill workouts and dislike speed/cadence work, but on the road, it's the opposite.

Thursdays are my open water swim courses with Seahikers.  I will admit to being a bit spoiled after having my only open water experience be the warm, clear waters in Hawaii. English bay is quite a bit colder. Getting used to swimming in murky water has been my biggest mental challenge. The cold water, the wetsuit, and my natural tendency to want to tense up, made breathing in the open water difficult at first, but just like the longer pool swims, I soon adapted. I am so used to the visible meter marks on the pool floor to judge my speed, that in the open water, I have to concentrate on slowing down to keep a good pace/rhythm.

Fridays are rest/recovery days.

Saturdays and Sundays, at the beginning of the training program, were long runs or long cycles.  Toward the end of the program, they became brick workouts. A brick workout is when you do your cycling and then transition immediately into your run. This builds and trains your muscles to be ready for transition 2 on race day.

All in all, the encouragement, knowledge, and passion from both Andrew and everyone else who swam, rode, and ran with me, helped make me as prepared as I can be for this race. As I sit here on Friday evening, anxiously/nervously awaiting Sunday morning, I cannot help but feel an immense feeling of gratitude toward everyone who has helped me in any small part over the part few years. 5 years ago, the notion of sitting here, writing an article about my second triathlon, in a blog devoted to the endurance races I've done, would be so ludicrous, it would go beyond plaid.


     


Sunday has come and gone and (SPOILER ALERT) the 2015 Subaru Vancouver Triathlon is in the bag! 

I now consider myself a Triathlete.

Pre-Race

With a 7:30am wave start, I arrived at the beach at 6:00am to ensure I had adequate setup/warm up time.

As the cab drove me to the start line, the sky was dark, cloudy, and orange. It looked like one of those apocalyptic storms from the movies. 




Turns out, there were several forest fires that were burning throughout the night all over BC, and with the current winds, Vancouver was in the prime location for all the smoke to accumulate. 


This had some benefit for the race. Instead of a day of sun and heat in the mid 30s (mid 90s F), it was overcast and much cooler.

Since I am coached through Life Sport Coaching, I was able to use their tent to store my gear. Transition did not open until 6:30am, so this worked out perfectly. I dropped off my gear and went to get a warm up run in. 


After some drills, a short run, and some sprints, I jogged back to the Life Sport tent just in time to see a bald eagle fly over head. It was a pretty cool sight.

By then, Transition was open. After getting body marked, I grabbed my gear and started prepping my area. The first thing I did was to air up my tires. Bikes had to be checked in the day before and leaving fully inflated tired out in the sun/heat was not a good idea. I then proceeded to fill up all my water bottles and lay out everything I needed for each discipline. After a few mental run throughs of each transition (and once I was sure I had not forgotten anything), and a walk through of the entrances and exits, I made my way back to the tent to get ready for my warm up swim.


The water was much colder than I was used to, granted I am used to doing my open water swims in the evening. I used this time to make sure the water was calm enough to sight using the race buoys, or if I needed to sight something higher. Luckily, the water was relatively calm.

After my warm up swim, I made my way back onto the beach were I ran into my friend Angela. We chatted for a bit and she snapped a picture before I had to make my way to the start. 



The Swim 


My coach had advised that I start toward the front of the pack. We both felt that my swimming had become very strong and I would have no problem holding my own amongst them. 

  
The countdown was over, and the pack was rushing down the beach to the water. We had practiced this several times in my swim course, but today things stacked against me very quickly.

 I know which one is me, but I'm not telling.

The adrenaline caused by anticipation, the start of the race, the chaotic and crowded melee of the entry, and the colder than usual water, all allied themselves together with one purpose. Let's spike Joe's heart rate.

And they did just that.

About 200 meters in, my heart rate was so elevated, I could barely breathe, let along find any sort of rhythm. For about 10 seconds, I was ready to quit. Just roll over on your back and stick your hand up. The med boat will see you, pick you up, and you can just just call it a day. No need to put yourself through this.

Another 75 meters in, I called to a med boat and grabbed the side. This is legal, as long as the boat does not move and you do not gain any forward momentum. The medic asked me if I was ok. I told him I just needed to get my heart rate down. I held onto the boat, eyes shut, taking deep, slow breathes for a minute or 2 (I honestly could not tell you how long I was there).

I let go and continued on, trying to relax. After rounding the first turn, I sighted for the next buoy. On my second sighting, I noticed I was veering to the right quit a bit, so I made sure to angle myself more to the left. The buoys were on my left hand side and I breathe on my right. Every time I took breathe, I could see that several people were 100-200 meters off course due to the current. I made note of this for my second lap. I ended up only being about 50 meters off course for the turn.

Once around the second buoy, it was a straight shot to the start area again. My sighting and my line were much better, and I was starting to relax a bit more. As I approached the 3rd buoy, all I could think was, "You better swim well, Andrew and all the other spectators can most likely see you from here."

I rounded the 3rd buoy and was off on my second lap. This lap went much better. I was able to find my groove and rest (side stroke=my rest) less.

As I was sighting, I noticed something odd. I could see orange buoy, then orange buoy, then nothing. Where was the red turn buoy? Maybe the turn buoy was orange? No that's not right, I remember it being red. Maybe the red buoy is just perfectly lined up with the orange buoy and I can't see it. Yeah, that's it.

I passed the first orange buoys and sighted again. Orange buoy, then nothing. What was going on? Then I saw a race official on a stand up paddle board trying to get our attention. He was inside the race course yelling and pointing, "Swim for the boat! Not the buoy! Swim for the Boat!"

That is when I saw a med boat where the red buoy should be. I was not too far off and only had to go a bit right to get to the boat. I looked to my left and saw that the pack was about 20 meters inside the course. I got confused for a moment, but then realized why. The red buoy had moved with current. Everyone was sighting off the red buoy and were now off course. As I rounded the boat, I could see them pulling the red buoy back int place. When my head was underwater, I could see the buoy anchor line pulled super taught.

As I rounded the make-shift-buoy-boat, I remembered from my first lap to aim to the left, adjusting for the current. This time around, I was only about 10 meters off.

Once around the last turn buoy, it was only about 200 meters to go. I turned on the gas for this, sighting often, to make sure I did not veer off course. As I approached the beach, I made sure to swim as far in as I could before standing. This reduces he amount of time I would have to run through water.

It turns out, both of my Seahiker instructors were there watching and cheering. Apparently I was too "focused" to notice them. They old me later that my exit was "right on the sweet spot."



As I ran up the incline of the beach, I began to feel very dizzy. This is normal after the swim exit, but this was a bit more than usual. I stopped running and began to walk. Then I heard Andrew, "Great swim Joe! XX minutes!!" (You will have to keep reading for the final times) 


XX minutes? That can't be right. I stopped and took tons of breaks on the first lap. Damn. What would my time have been if the swim went as planned? But like in all things, you cannot dwell on the past. Just learn from it. I put it out of my mind and went on to Transition 1. But not before hearing the announcer mispronounce my name. Joseph Haydn was the 18th century composer. I am Joseph Hayden.

Not me.


T1

Once the path from the swim to T1 turned from sand to solid ground, I retched. Once inside of T1 and in the sight of trash cans, I vomited. A medic asked me if I was ok, and after 2 good heaves, I was fine.

I had scoped out where my bike was earlier that morning. I knew to find the aisle with the tree, turn right, and my bike was the second to last bike on the left in the first rack after the tree. I also made sure that the bright pink section of my Malibu Marathon towel was visible.



My wetsuit was already half off and I proceeded to peel it the rest of the way. I had never done a wetsuit race before, but I knew how to take it off quickly. I just did not know where in my transition area to put it without soaking my run gear. Luckily I was able to look at my neighbors area for an idea. 

After the wetsuit was off, I grabbed my small towel and began to wipe off my foot. I put one sock and one cycle shoe on before realizing I should have put my helmet on first. I put on my helmet, and then wiped, socked, and shoed my other foot. I grabbed my gels and my glasses. Normally I would put on my gloves and be good to go, but I felt I wasted time throwing up, so I decided to forgo the gloves. Spoken like a true triathlete, "I wasted time in T1 throwing up, but I made up the time by not messing with my gloves."

The Bike


I ran the bike out of T1 to the mount line and was on my way. The bike route was a route I had been training on for months. I knew it very well and was very confident I would beat my previous time. At Lavaman, I had made the mistake of not drinking enough on the bike. This lead to a severe lack of energy on the run. Since then, I had changed my hydration setup. The bottle cages were replaced with cages that were easier to pull from and put back, but the game changer was the new aero hydration system. The new Profile Design FC Hydration System, or as I refer to it, my Lazer Mounted Stealth Submarine.


It was super easy to drink from, just unclip the straw. lean forward, and drink.  When it was empty, you grab a water bottle, jam it into the valve on the top, and squeeze.  Done! Refilled. This made it much easier to hydrate during the bike to ensure a good run.

As I was taking off, I saw (and heard) Andrew cheering me on.

As I made my my way to UBC/Spanish Banks hill, I was feeling much better. About a quarter of the way up, I was passed by a fellow Seahiker. We shared some encouragement as he bombed up the hill. I now know how my teammate at Lavaman felt when I passed him on an uphill.


Once up the hill, I made sure to grab some nutrition and water. There was a short no passing zone once at the top. I was passed by 2 people, when a third person came up beside me and asked if this was the no passing zone. I told him yes and apologized for being slow. He passed me anyway telling me it was fine.  

There was a no drafting rule of 10 meters. Not very many people were following this rule, but I was not gong to risk a 3 minute penalty. Luckily, I found myself in a good spot where if someone was passing me, they were much faster than me, and if I was passing someone, I was much faster than them.

After the course took us past UBC, the road widened and the slight downhill began. I knew from my training runs that I could build up a great deal of speed on this section (40-45kph counts as a great deal of speed). On these sections, I took the time to get into, and become more comfortable, in the aero position. My aero bars are still a bit low and narrow, but that is an adjustment for my next race.

After the turn around, and after thanking the volunteers, I knew I was in for the "Dead Zone." This was an area of the course which was (I felt) worse than the hill. It's a false flat. It looks flat, but there is just enough of an uphill to slow you down. This was compounded by the fact that there was a pretty good headwind working against us. This was another spot where being more comfortable in the aero position came in handy.  


Past the "Dead Zone" and back around UBC, there was a section I knew I could build up some speed before bombing down UBC/Spanish Banks Hill. I grabbed some nutrition/hydration and made the turn down the hill. I flew down the hill hitting 62kph. Luckily I did not have to worry about anyone passing me or trying to pass anyone. The hill was all mine.

At the bottom of the hill was the turn around. The volunteers were shouting directions, "First lap, left! Second lap, straight!" I had a bit of fun with them and asked, "What about the third lap?!" They all laughed and one of them responded with, "Hell why not fourth lap!?"

I made my way back up the hill, going the same speed and cadence as the first lap, but with a lower heart rate.  At the top there was no one behind me for me to hinder in the no passing zone.

On the way out, I saw a friend, Andrew, whom I met through Andrew's (my coach) cycling and running group(s).  He was out on his long run for his Ironman Whistler training. He saw me and shouted encouragement that rivaled Coach Andrew's enthusiasm. 

As I went through the turn around, one of the volunteers asked if this was my second lap and cheered me on. I thanked them for their encouragement and for volunteering. They responded, "We volunteer because we could not do what you are doing!"  I wanted to tell them that they could, but I was already too far away.


I saw my friend Andrew again, and received the same level of encouragement.  

I built up the same speed in all the same places, and stayed very consistent on my second lap. The only difference was, I speed up a bit coming down the hill the second time (63kph).

 
I passed about half a dozen people coming down the hill and into T2.  As I got closer, I began to loosen my watch from my Laser Mounted Stealth Submarine's computer mount, wanting to not waste time fiddling with it in transition.  

I knew I had bested my Lavaman time and speed (average speed 29.3 kph). But you will have to continue reading for final times.

T2

As I approached T2, once again, Andrew was there to cheer me on, looking at his watching yelling "Great time!"  I yelled back, "I beat my Lavaman time by XX minutes!" I told you, you will have to keep reading.

I dismounted before the mount line, and ran my bike into T2. I know from earlier scouting where to go. Look for the tree, turn right, count 4 sections in, you are the second slot on the right. Boom. Bike racked, helmet off, shoes off, race belt/bib on, gels and water in the back pockets, visor on, grab the watch, and GO! I put the watch on as I was running out of T2, so to not waste time.

The Run


As I ran out of T2 and onto the run course, my mind went back to Lavaman. This was where I crashed, having not had enough water on the bike. Like all mistakes, I learned from this one. I was off and running at a very good pace. The course was a flat, 2 loop, out and back, and just like the bike, I had trained on it and knew exactly what to expect.  

About 1.35k in, I realized that my watch was not displaying my heart rate. In fact, my screen was not displaying any of the normal read-outs I had set it to month ago. Turns out, I had accidentally selected Run Indoor (which I never use). While on the run (get it?), I changed it over to Run Outdoor. 

I stopped about 700 meter later to stretch my calves and then continued on. I did not run my usual 10:1 intervals, but I did walk through the aid stations to makes sure I was adequately hydrated. It was not hot, but I was working hard.  


Since the course was a double lap, out and back, I was able to encourage the athletes I knew. I saw several Life Sport athletes I met the day before, several friends from my cycle group, friends from my swim courses, and athletes I had met pre-race or during the bike section.  

At the last aid station before the turn around, I saw a very familiar sight. Those pink polka dots could only mean one thing, Team Finn. It was my friend Terri. She was on the course picking up empty water cups. I shouted up to her, "Get off the course! You're in my way!"  She turned and laughed. I grabbed some water and told her I would see her soon.

At the turn around point was a Subaru car (one of to race sponsors). As I looped around it, I joked with the other runners on the course, "I wonder if the keys are still in it."


I made my way back to the start of the run, continuing to encourage the people I knew (and some that I did not). 

At the turn around point, I saw Andrew again. He snapped a few pictures, complimented me on how good/strong I looked, and on the time I was making. I was checking my watch often, and was very aware I was making great time. Once past the turn around, and on the start of my second lap, I joked with all the spectators saying, "That was so much fun... I think I'll do it again!" 
 
I ran the second lap just like the first, good pace, good mood, good encouragement. As I approached the final stretch before the finish line (same area as the turn around), I saw Andrew look at his watch, then up at me as he exclaimed, "You are 2 minutes away from a sub 3 hour!" My reaction included an expletive for which I immediately apologized for to the other spectators. 


Andrew told me to go as hard as I've ever gone. So I did. For about 20 meters, then I felt sick, so I went back to the pace I had been going. As I rounded the transition area, the race course became sand. It was hard to maintain good run form, but I could see the finish. The last thing I remember before crossing that line was, "The announcer got my name right!"

Finish

As I crossed the finish line, I looked up to see if I had indeed made it under 3 hours, but the timer read 10 something. I paid it no mind, and turned to see if I could see Andrew anywhere. I walked back to the finish line to see if I could see anyone I knew come in behind me, but I was exhausted. After asking a very nice gentleman to take my picture, I headed back to the Life Sport tent.



Everyone at the tent was asking me how I did. I told them I had a rough swim, but there was a possibility of a PB by about 40 minutes. I then ran into Andrew and Stacey (another friend from the cycling group).  She also had a very good race. Andrew was extremely excited about my time. I told him about my problems during the swim. He told me that with a current that strong, I most likely did more than 1500 meters, and given all the rest I took, the time I made was still very impressive.  

I hung out in the tent for a while as more and more people I knew came by. I saw Julie (also from my cycle group). She told me how much it meant to her to have someone on the course cheering for her. I saw my friend Ron (from my swim group who passed me up the hill). He also had a great race. One of friends, Chiara, came to talk to me after the race. She asked me how it went and told meI looked much better out there than when she saw me at Lavaman. I replied, "Well I was walking at Lavaman." We had a good laugh and congratulated each other. 

I sat in the tent for a while, soaking up all I had done that morning, when someone told me they were posting times. I walked over to the table and found my name on a long list. There was no good way for me to write down or take a picture of my time (and the table was crowded). So I went back to the tent and looked my my time online. 

What I found was amazing.

Swim time (1500 meters): 00:32:28.0
Transition 1                     00:03:21.0
Bike (38K):                      01:18:03.0
Transition 2                     00:02:04.0
Run (10k)                        01:03:43.0
Total                               02:59:39.0

Not only did I get under 3 hours, I set a new PB for all my events (even with the problems during the swim). My swim was 3 minutes faster, T1 was 40 seconds slower (I blame this on the wetsuit and the vomiting), the bike was 14 minutes faster, T2 was 29 seconds slower (bike position was not as close as in Lavaman), and the run was 23 minutes faster. Putting me just about 40 minutes under my previous time.

After I rested for a bit more, I went back into transition to pack up. I chatted with several athletes, some veterans, some first timers, but they all said the same thing when we left, "See you at the next one!"

I went home, showered, then met some friends at the beach for a post race cookout. Then I went home and slept for 13 hours. 

It was a great day.


Thank you so much for making it to the end of this entry! I know it was a long one, but alot can happen in under 3 hours!  

And as always, thanks for sharing in my journey. This bulldozer has plowed his way through yet another race and there will be many more to come!



Sunday, 21 June 2015

Braving the Elements, Whistler Tough Mudder 2015



A while back, a member of my running group for the 2014 Nike Women's Marathon suggested we form a Tough Mudder team. This race has been on my bucket list for a while, and being the glutton for pinishm..... err uhm.... I mean, challenge oriented person I am, how could I say no?

The week before the race, I did some research on the course and all the obstacles.  I found videos online to get some tips from Mudder Alum.  I even went as far as making a spreadsheet that broke down each obstacle into description, individual strategy, team strategy, and reference video.  Half the team wanted to go in knowing nothing and preferred to be surprised.  Some of the team, like me, wanted to be prepared mentally as well as physically. 


Our team was a strong team made up of strong runners.  Of everyone on the team, I am by far the slowest, but I am also the strongest.  I knew no matter how far the team got ahead of me, if there was a climbing event, they would wait for me. We had a team strategy to wait for the whole team before and after each obstacle.  The stronger of the team would help those not so strong over/through/with anything they needed help with.  We also knew that other teams, ahead and behind us, would be there to lend a helping hand/push as well.  And that was the theme throughout the entire day.  Teamwork (whether it was your team or a strangers).



Race day was here, and I was pumped.  I was psyched.  I went in with no expectations, but with one goal; I was going to do (or at least attempt) every single obstacle on the course.  We got to the start line and found the rest of our team.  After a brief organized warm up, (and a climb over a 6 foot wall) one of the race officials asked us to take a knee.  He then went on to give an amazing inspirational speech.  I will not attempt to recap the whole thing, but the one thing that stuck with me was his challenge, "When was the last time you did something for the first time?"  A message not lost on me, or my team. We all strive to push ourselves in all of our races, marathons, triathlons, and that carries over in our daily lives.


Today, I was going to take up the challenge of doing something for the first time.  It was time for my first Tough Mudder.


We started off well, but the terrain was more rocky and much more hilly than anticipated. Several creeks, puddles, trees, brambles, roots, and of course.... Mud.  I was not prepared for how difficult the run legs between the obstacles would be.

The first obstacle, was The Warrior Carry.  Basically, this obstacle consisted of carrying one of your teammates down a hill and then switching off half way down.  The only guy on our team that would have been able to carry me was Branko.  He did an awesome job.  And aside from being taller than me, he was pretty easy to carry as well.

One down and on we went.

We got the second obstacle, The Liberator. I was excited about this one and it turned out to be one of my favorite obstacles.  It consisted of climbing up a wall using pegs.


(not my picture, pulled from google search)

I held back in order to help out those on the team who needed a push (there were no foot holds).  Once it was my turn, I grabbed to pegs and stormed up the wall.  I kept my knees on the wall to help get a better toe grip on the wall, used my lats to pull, and keep good momentum.  Those dead hang pull ups definitely came in handy here.

Although not on the map, next up was Ladder to Hell.  This one freaked me out a bit due to the height and how rickety it was.  But as long as I did not think about it and just powered through, I was fine.

(not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)


We ran on to the next bit of fun.  Berlin Wall(s).

This was pretty straight forward, make it over a 12 foot wall....... then make it over another 12 foot wall.

The team spirit was rampant on this obstacle.  While waiting in line for our turn, my team, and every other team, was cheering for those having difficulty with the wall.  When they finally made it over, the crowd in its entirety let out a thunderous cheer for them.


(not my picture, pulled from google search)

There were several strategies here, but opted for "Step into my hands and we will lift/push you over."  Branko, Phil, and I helped lift/push the team over.  I thought for sure I would strong enough to pull myself up.  I was wrong.  Your arm and body position when doing a pull up on a bar is totally different than when against a wall.  Luckily, Branko helped me over and he was athletic enough to get over on his own. 

Then we did it again!  Same strategy.  Branko and I even helped out the team ahead of us.  On this wall, I almost had a major mishap.  When I was going over the top, my glove got pinched between the wall and my body.  When I went to pull my arm out and grab the wall to jump, I almost rolled off the wall.  If I didn't catch myself, I would have fallen right on my back from 12 feet.  Luckily, I did not. 

Next was the worst obstacle on the day for me.  Cry Baby.  This sucked.  You started out by swimming under a glass wall, then you climbed up and into an enclosed area where you had to crawl to the other side.  Oh! And did I mention the whole thing was filled with tear gas!?  

(not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

I could barely even breathe.  I kept my eyes closed and pulled my shirt over my mouth.  Every few second I opened my eyes to try and see where I was going.  The gas was too thick and I could not see anything.  Suddenly, my head hit a wall.  I opened my eyes.  Yup, it was a wall.  Where the hell do I go?  How do I get out of this?!  Then I saw a person beside me stand up.  The door to get out was a hatch above me.  I climbed out, walked to a clearing, and gagged/choked for about 5 minutes.  I regrouped with the team and we trudged on. 
  (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

Next up, the Mud Mile.  Although not actually a mile, it consisted of several mud walls to climb over followed by several muddy pools to wade through.  We all helped each other climb and slide down the mud into the mud.
  (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

Although on the map, Pitfall was not on the course.
 
 
We slogged on to the next obstacle, The Birth Canal.  This was another crawling obstacle, but this time you had a liner full of water on top of you as you crawled through.  I held up the water with my back and was able to make it through with relative ease.
   (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

At this point in the race, it started to rain a bit.  Nothing crazy, but the temperature did drop quite a bit as we came to Balls to the Wall.  Another wall even, but with a rope.  We treated this just like Berlin Wall, but the rope and our hands were slippery from the rain and previous obstacles.  My gardening glove definitely helped here.  And just like Berlin Wall, everyone cheered everyone else on.

 (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

At this point it was full on raining.  We all got soaked.  We approached an area where there were several obstacles in a row.  We thought that Shawshanked (don't worry we will get to that one) was up next, so most of the team opted to wait until those of us crazy enough to do it were done. It turned out the course went past Shawshanked to Kiss of Mud. 
Kiss of Mud was crawling on you stomach under barb wire in the mud.  The mud also had a ton of large, sharp rocks scattered throughout..  My strategy was to use all leg.  If I were to army crawl using my forearms, they would get cut up by the rocks.  So I lifted my knee up the side of my body to my elbow, dug my toes in, and just pushed.

  (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

Once on the other side, Phil and I realized that the course went on before coming back to Shawshanked.  Kristina went on.  She needed to keep moving due to the cold.  Phil offered to run back and get the rest of the team.  I ran on and eventually doubled back to Shawshanked. 

This one was fun.  You crawled under barb wire again, but at the end, you had to crawl through a pipe and then drop in to water.  It was just like the movie Shawshank Redemption.
  (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

While waiting in line, it began to pour rain.  I am talking major down pout.  Everyone on line just started screaming and laughing.  It was all we could do to keep moral up.  It also made it more like the movie.
When I got to the end of the pipe, I could not figure out how to get out.  I was on my back, butt hanging over the edge, and gripping he top.  I head someone yell, "Just let go and drop!!"  Do I did.  It was so unnatural to drop and land on my back, but knowing I was going to land in water helped.
  (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

When I got out of the water, I reenacted the scene from Shawshank Redemption.  And for the record, it was raining this hard.
SPOILER ALERT Andy escapes.


I was looking around for my team who said they were going to wait here, but could not find them.  It was at this point that I looked at my elbow and realized it was bleeding.  A fellow Mudder saw it, gave me a high five and said "Now you're getting into it!"  I replied with a smile and shouted "I've never been so excited to see my own blood!"
I went on, thinking my team was right behind me,  The pouring rain was slowly washing the mud off of me.  As I approached the next obstacle, I realized that someone had built a fire and several Mudders were huddled around it.  I stood by the fire for a few minutes before proceeding on to Walk the Plank.
This was basically a high dive.  I was surprised by the amount of people who climbed to the top, only to succumb to nerves and climb back down.  I didn't think, I just jumped.  I hit the water and was pleasantly surprised at how warm it was.  I was not going to ask nor think about why it was that warm.  
   (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

Then I panicked   I had gone off plenty of high dives in my youth, but when I did, I would hit the bottom and push off to help get me back to the surface for air.  I did not hit the bottom.  I clawed at that water desperately to get to the top for air. Once I was out of the water, my adrenaline spiked.  I made my way back to the fire for a few minutes before carrying on. 
It was a long walk to the next obstacle, there were a few more pipes to crawl through and a very steep climb.  And more and more cold, pouring rain.  I saw 2 girls go off course and head back to the parking lot saying to each other, "No. We're done."  I shook my head and told myself, "Nope.  I am not done.  I came here with a goal.  This is training my mental toughness. I'm going to do this."  And kept trudging forward in the rain.

The next obstacle was Hold Your Wood.

 (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

This is supposed to be a team event where you carry a log through, under, and over some obstacles.  Luckily, there were some "smaller" logs for individual Mudders. So I grabbed one of those and went through the mini course. 

Up next was Everest.  Best way to explain this is to show you:



The one at Whistler was rounded all they way across the top and did not have waterfalls.  This one I did on my own, but was lucky enough that the top was lined with people helping others.  And just like Berlin Wall, everyone cheered everyone else on.

I made eye contact with 2 guys at the top and they wave me up.  I got a good hard sprint and ran up that wall at speed.  A good hard jump/reach at the apex and I caught the arms of the 2 guys.  With their help, I made it up on my first try.  And in Mudder fashion, I stuck around and helped catch/pull a few people up and over as well.  This is most likely why I am suffering from a shoulder injury as I am typing this. 

  (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

After that was Devils Beard, which was a short stretch under netting. 

 (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

After this was Artic Enima. I was going to skip this one.  It was way to cold to even think about doing this one.  I stopped to use the porta-john and met up with Angela, fellow TNT coach.  She asked me if I was going to do it.  I told her no, it was way to cold.

I ran past the obstacle, stopped, and watched a few people go through. Then, before I knew it, I was climbing u the ladder to take the plunge.

In this obstacle you slide down into a container of ice water (fully submerged), then climb over a wall, land in more ice water, and then climb out.  Yes. It was cold. Artic Enima indeed.

 (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook)

I never climbed over or out of something that fast in my life.  When I came up out of the water the first time I let out such a scream and my entire body tensed at once. It looked something like this:

  
Luckily after this short bath, the sun came out and there was a giant hill climb (Cliffhanger).  This was the the hill we climbed (you can see the back of Everest in this picture):

 (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook

On this climb I caught up Angela again.  We chatted about races, past and upcoming, and just caught up on life in general. I walked with her and her team for a bit when the coolest thing happened.  One of her teammates got a horrible leg cramp.  Now hold on, that was not the cool part.  I'm not that mean.  A random guy came up and grabbed her leg and said, "I am going to stretch this and it will hurt. I'll count to 10." He helped her stretch and you could see the pain in the injured teammates eyes.  After 10, she put her leg down and could walk.  The look on her face was beyond priceless.  It showed the Tough Mudder spirit.  Team work and comradery. She ran up to him and gave him a big kiss.

Up next was Funky Monkey. I made it 3 rungs in before I fell into the water.  My gloves had lost their grip and the bars were super wet.

 (not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook

Only 2 more obstacle left and the next one ended up being one of my favorites!  Dead Ringer!

(not my image, pulled from Tough Mudder's Facebook

You had to make your way across pegs using 2 rings.  I missed a peg a few times, but managed to hang from one arm to get it back.  As long as you kept your momentum up, you were fine.  I almost made it all the way across, just 4 pegs left. So close.

Then it was Electro Shock Therapy! 




This was very anticlimactic.  I managed to duck and weave enough to not get shocked once.

Then I was done!  



I was still assuming my team was behind me so I waited at the finish line for about 45 minutes (after getting my free beer of course). I then went to bag check to change clothes and check my phone. There was a text message saying that the team was in the car waiting and had been there for an hour.  When I called them, they were already back at the hotel.  

At first, this made me kind of angry, but later I found out that a few people on the team were in very bad shape physically due to the cold temperatures and rain.  I could not fault them for that, plus we never had a plan for if we got separated. When we separated at Shawshanked, they had decided to just run the rest of course and only do a few of the obstacles here and there.

Once back at the hotel, everyone asked me how I dealt with the cold.  I joked and said I was naturally insulated, which is true.  

I may not be as fast or as strong psychically as most, but my mental toughness has had 31 years of training.  I set out with the goal to do every obstacle and that kept me going.  I also reminded myself that no matter how cold it got, how much it rained, or what pain I was feeling, the 2014 Vancouver Marathon  was worse. 

My knees and elbows are scraped, my shoulder is injured, there is something up with a few of my metacarpals on both hands, and the metatarsals on my right foot, but it was worth it.



When was the last time I did something for the first time?  

Saturday, when I completed the aptly named 2015 Whistler Tough Mudder.

How about you?